Doctors and scientists agree that everything becomes at least 90% better after adding jazz hands. _______________________________

Hello. I'm Kirsten, and I write things. I am also a lover of owls and a general stuff enthusiast. I'm really not all that interesting. Expect the unexpected (AKA a lot of crap), drop me a line if you're drowning (or just want to talk), and please enjoy your stay.

 

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

pls send me bands

am I a fan?:

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(Source: dreaming-inpepperland)

Does anyone else remember the phrase ‘hit them in the head with a clue-by-four’ as a way of saying person a told person be to get a clue or clued them into something?  because I’m sure people on the internet used that phrase a few years back?

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soundwings:

"16 Military Wives," The Decemberists

Seventeen company men
out of which only twelve will make it back again.
Sergeant sends a letter to five
Military wives, whose tears drip down through ten little eyes. 

dont-dropdead-dropthebeat:

rilgon:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

Fucking Christ

(Source: 7hesevenhills)

Because everyone seems to be doing these today…