(Doctor's and scientists agree that everything becomes 90% better after adding jazz hands.)
Hello. I'm Kirsten, I write things and I'm really not all that interesting.
Expect the unexpected (AKA a lot of crap), drop me a line if you're drowning (or just want to talk), and please enjoy your stay.

me as a freshman: *cries when senior friends leave*
me as a sophomore: *cries when senior friends leave*
me as a junior: *cries when senior friends leave*
me as a senior: HAHA HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT, SEE U ON THE FLIP SIDE FUCKERS