Doctors and scientists agree that everything becomes at least 90% better after adding jazz hands. _______________________________
Hello. I'm Kirsten, and I write things. I am also a lover of owls and a general stuff enthusiast. I'm really not all that interesting. Expect the unexpected (AKA a lot of crap), drop me a line if you're drowning (or just want to talk), and please enjoy your stay.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Does anyone else remember the phrase ‘hit them in the head with a clue-by-four’ as a way of saying person a told person be to get a clue or clued them into something? because I’m sure people on the internet used that phrase a few years back?
"16 Military Wives," The Decemberists
Seventeen company men
out of which only twelve will make it back again.
Sergeant sends a letter to five
Military wives, whose tears drip down through ten little eyes.